February 2012
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Strange Conversations: Part Three
Hal: *out loud to himself* You touch my stuff, I’ll crack you in the bum.
*Me and Maxine can’t breathe from laughing so much.*
Maxine: Imagine if you swapped them.. So you said…wait.
Me: Bum you in the crack? Oh..
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Strange Conversations: Part Two
Maxine: This character is called Squalo. That’s Italian for shark.
Me: Awesome.. That’s what I’m going to name my child.
When they’re hungry, they’d say ‘Hey lil’ fishy. Get in my belleh.’
Maxine: *laughing* what? Hey fisheh, come to..-
Me: Come to belleh.
*hysterical laughter*
Maxine: Hey fisheh. *huh huh* Come to butthead.
Me: Hey...
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Strange Conversations: Part One
Maxine: Apparently I’d be terrible at being a detective.
Me: What about an assassin?
Maxine: A hitman!
Me: That would be amazing. No one would suspect you.
Maxine: Just walk into a bar..-
Me: *twiddles fake moustache*
Me and Maxine: *hysterical laughter*
Maxine: Yes. *in a strange British accent, twiddles fake moustache and puts on fake top hat* I’d like a Vodka. With a...
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Poor Dog..
*Dog stamps her foot on the ground*
Me to Dog: What did you do that for?
Dad: What did she do?
Me: Stamped her foot on the ground.
*Dad looks at dog*
Dad: …dick.
