February 2012
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Poor Dog..
*Dog stamps her foot on the ground* Me to Dog: What did you do that for? Dad: What did she do? Me: Stamped her foot on the ground. *Dad looks at dog* Dad: …dick.
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The Great British Hitman.
Maxine: Apparently I’d be terrible at being a detective. Me: What about an assassin? Maxine: A hitman! Me: That would be amazing. No one would suspect you. Maxine: Just walk into a bar..- Me: *twiddles fake moustache* Me and Maxine: *hysterical laughter* Maxine: Yes. *in a strange British accent, twiddles fake moustache and puts on fake top hat* I’d like a Vodka. With a...
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WatchWatch
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What you said: I don't believe in god.
What they think you said: I have anal sex with the devil.
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